He preferred killing in public places. One cyanide-laced prick. Safe. Non-messy. Effective. He spotted his contract walking a few yards ahead, busy on the cell phone.
He was now 20 feet away. 10…5…
A banana peel came flying from a passing car, and landed right in front of him.
He didn't even remember jabbing himself.
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hahahahaha!! I knew yeh gaya!!! Somethin akin to the rifle story na... 'So shall you reap'... Awesome! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL..
ReplyDeletePoor guy. Yeah about time I listen to my mother that fruits help :P
Rohini: Thanks.. :)
ReplyDeleteSoumya: :P
Hehehehe good one. I felt it would be a similar ending as well. :)
ReplyDeletedark humor at it's best..
ReplyDeleteooooh! Nice :) At least there is no ghost this time :P
ReplyDeleteoh....great one...
ReplyDeletebanana peel.....you bet!
LOL... I was almost sure ki kahin se koi bhoot aake iski waat lagyega...it turned out to be a banana peel instead
ReplyDeleteOoops! Oh well, serves him right.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha... that was LOLsome stuff! prick prick pe likha hai marne wale kaa naam?
ReplyDeletestill laughing!! now partly justifies the "humour" tag!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha...... good one!!
ReplyDeletetch tch....poor guy!!
ReplyDeleteHmm..I think..Banana peel is the most effective way to prevent assassination.
ReplyDeleteToffee: :)
ReplyDeleteBlue Lotus: Thank you :)
Keirthana: Good, no?
Varsha: A slip in time... :P
Sri: :D
Sumitra: Yeah, absolutely!
Purnima: You bet! (as Varsha pointed out rightly)
Princess: Oh, yes :)
Nirvana: Thank you, ma'am. :)
Mirage: Hmmm. :)
Dwijayas: Welcome! Yeah...on 2nd thoughts..
LOL
ReplyDeleteI missed these 55 word fiction. Wait...
I'm curious now. Was 55 fiction intended? Something's not adding up right. Do you count 20, 10, 5? Even if you don't... Ok, now I'll shut up.
cmus: ms-word said 55, and I stopped (maybe it did count the 20 and 10 even). ashte! :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome...the short ones from your pen...err..keyboard are always a delight!
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