Tuesday, June 14, 2011

"Line" maaro

In the movies...

Back then
Maine injection de diya hai, baaki oopar waale ki marzi (I mean, I pray that the syringe was sterilized properly)

Now
I'm sorry, hum use nahin bacha paaye (someone's gotta die in the movie, you know)

Then
‘Tumne mujhe maara?’ (Lagtha hai phir se maarna padega)

Now
"Slap" (The girl slaps back, that is)

Then
Kutthe kamine (how insulting to the dog)

Now
Abe saale *beep, beep* (don't even think about it)

Then
Purane khandahar ke peeche, paise leke aa jaana (Err, woh toota phoota sulabh shauchalay chalega? Humare shahar mein khandahar nahin hai.)

Now
Poora paisa is bank account pe transfer kar dena (Villain thanks the Internet secretly)

Then
Is bandook ke saare goli (the whole of '20' bullets in a revolver) tere andar daag doonga

Now
Bang! (That's it? He's dead?)

Then
Aise mat karo, tujhe meri kasam (what? Awww no, u uttered THE kasam word? Now I’m chained)

Now
Go to hell (Heroine sighs secretly "good riddance")

Then
Main aapko kaise yakeen dilaoon ki main hi aapka beta hoon? (birth certificate, remember?)

Now
Huh! Who cares.. (yeah seriously..who does)

Then
Ek gaana sunao beti (Lata mangeshkar ke aawaaz mein)

Now
Kitna kamaate ho, beta?

Then
Ab bahut der ho chuki hai...main..main..main maa banne waali hoon (What?? You took 3 months to realize that? Whatever happened to..err..u know..that..?)

Now
Relax. There's T-pill 72.

Then
Main tumhe hospital le jaaoonga tumhe kuch nahin hoga (With 4 bullets in him, if he’s still talking, use sachmuch kuch nahi hoga, the bullets are fake don’t worry!)

Now
Aise scenes hi rare hain yaar!

17 comments:

Scribby said...

super like !!! especially poora paisa bank account mein transfer kar dena :P

bring more of them na

Tongue-fu Lady said...

HAHAHAAA..no words!

abhilasha said...

then-brothers lost in kumbh ka mela.. meeting after ages and recognising each other... courtesy tatoo on the wrist...

now-no kumbh mela... no brother-tatoo thg... even if lost... GPS!!!

phatichar said...

scribby: :) thx - sure, some variation of the same in a later post, perhaps?

TFL: :P

abhilasha: yeah! super cool.

Erratic Thoughts said...

Haha..what an observation and superb reflections on each one!:)

thegalnxtdoor said...

LOL
Cool ones. :)

phatichar said...

ET: Thx..

thegalnxtdoor:welcome! :) and thx.

Vinati said...

hahaha...!!
i like the way you write. :)

phatichar said...

Vinati: Thx :) You write pretty good yourself..

Reema Sahay said...

I really liked "ek gana sunao beti (lata mangeshkar ki awaaz mein)"! LOL. Good observations.

phatichar said...

Reema: Thanks, and thanks for dropping by :)

kunal said...

Nice!

to add one:
Then: Two flowers swaying in the wind close to each other.
Now: The script demanded it, says the hero/heroine/side-kick

:)

phatichar said...

kunal: hehehe...yeah, oh that one.. :P

Vidya said...

ha ha! rajnikanth's movies are an exception even now.. the bullets always manage to by-pass:)

and at least one female cast realizes ki woh maa banne wali hai, aur woh bhi 3 mahine ke baad;)

phatichar said...

Vidya: :P some things don't change, huh?

Neha said...

Thank YOU!!! I needed a good laugh and you just gave me that :)

phatichar said...

Neha: Anytime! Glad to make you happy..