"Line" maaro

In the movies...

Back then
Maine injection de diya hai, baaki oopar waale ki marzi (I mean, I pray that the syringe was sterilized properly)

Now
I'm sorry, hum use nahin bacha paaye (someone's gotta die in the movie, you know)

Then
‘Tumne mujhe maara?’ (Lagtha hai phir se maarna padega)

Now
"Slap" (The girl slaps back, that is)

Then
Kutthe kamine (how insulting to the dog)

Now
Abe saale *beep, beep* (don't even think about it)

Then
Purane khandahar ke peeche, paise leke aa jaana (Err, woh toota phoota sulabh shauchalay chalega? Humare shahar mein khandahar nahin hai.)

Now
Poora paisa is bank account pe transfer kar dena (Villain thanks the Internet secretly)

Then
Is bandook ke saare goli (the whole of '20' bullets in a revolver) tere andar daag doonga

Now
Bang! (That's it? He's dead?)

Then
Aise mat karo, tujhe meri kasam (what? Awww no, u uttered THE kasam word? Now I’m chained)

Now
Go to hell (Heroine sighs secretly "good riddance")

Then
Main aapko kaise yakeen dilaoon ki main hi aapka beta hoon? (birth certificate, remember?)

Now
Huh! Who cares.. (yeah seriously..who does)

Then
Ek gaana sunao beti (Lata mangeshkar ke aawaaz mein)

Now
Kitna kamaate ho, beta?

Then
Ab bahut der ho chuki hai...main..main..main maa banne waali hoon (What?? You took 3 months to realize that? Whatever happened to..err..u know..that..?)

Now
Relax. There's T-pill 72.

Then
Main tumhe hospital le jaaoonga tumhe kuch nahin hoga (With 4 bullets in him, if he’s still talking, use sachmuch kuch nahi hoga, the bullets are fake don’t worry!)

Now
Aise scenes hi rare hain yaar!