Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Slippery business...

He preferred killing in public places. One cyanide-laced prick. Safe. Non-messy. Effective. He spotted his contract walking a few yards ahead, busy on the cell phone.

He was now 20 feet away. 10…5…

A banana peel came flying from a passing car, and landed right in front of him.

He didn't even remember jabbing himself.

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18 comments:

Rohini said...

hahahahaha!! I knew yeh gaya!!! Somethin akin to the rifle story na... 'So shall you reap'... Awesome! :D

Soumya said...

LOL..

Poor guy. Yeah about time I listen to my mother that fruits help :P

phatichar said...

Rohini: Thanks.. :)

Soumya: :P

kismitoffeebar said...

Hehehehe good one. I felt it would be a similar ending as well. :)

Blue Lotus said...

dark humor at it's best..

Keirthana said...

ooooh! Nice :) At least there is no ghost this time :P

Varsha Naik said...

oh....great one...

banana peel.....you bet!

Sri said...

LOL... I was almost sure ki kahin se koi bhoot aake iski waat lagyega...it turned out to be a banana peel instead

sumitra said...

Ooops! Oh well, serves him right.

PURN!MA said...

ha ha ha ha... that was LOLsome stuff! prick prick pe likha hai marne wale kaa naam?

the little princess said...

still laughing!! now partly justifies the "humour" tag!!

Nirvana said...

hahahaha...... good one!!

Mirage said...

tch tch....poor guy!!

Dwijayas said...

Hmm..I think..Banana peel is the most effective way to prevent assassination.

phatichar said...

Toffee: :)

Blue Lotus: Thank you :)

Keirthana: Good, no?

Varsha: A slip in time... :P

Sri: :D

Sumitra: Yeah, absolutely!

Purnima: You bet! (as Varsha pointed out rightly)

Princess: Oh, yes :)

Nirvana: Thank you, ma'am. :)

Mirage: Hmmm. :)

Dwijayas: Welcome! Yeah...on 2nd thoughts..

cmus said...

LOL

I missed these 55 word fiction. Wait...

I'm curious now. Was 55 fiction intended? Something's not adding up right. Do you count 20, 10, 5? Even if you don't... Ok, now I'll shut up.

phatichar said...

cmus: ms-word said 55, and I stopped (maybe it did count the 20 and 10 even). ashte! :)

Neha said...

Awesome...the short ones from your pen...err..keyboard are always a delight!