Monday, May 16, 2005

cold milkshake

'chill dude.'

'Bhaaya, kahe ko use doodh bula rahe ho? kya usko doodh jamaane ke liye kah rahe ho?

'Tch, tch, tch..no man...it's not doodh, it's dude. Get it? D-u-d-e.

'Achcha..ab samjha..lekin yeh doodh hotha kya hai?'

'It's like..um...well...err...something like 'yaar'.

"Oh, achcha..ab samjha. To lekin usko thanda hone ko kaahe kah rahe ho? Woh kya bahut garam ho chuka hai?"

"For chrissakes..no man, it's like sayin' 'aaram se...aish kar...maze kar..'"

''To ee bolo na.. huh! chill. Ka yeh angreji bhi na..tch, tch, tch..Achcha hum chalte hain. tu bhi dahi jama lena. Aaj kal garmi bahut hai. Aur usko khaana mat bhoolna."

''huh?"

11 comments:

shub said...

:) :) :) nice one!

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

Bahut bandhiya likhat hau bhai. Kaahe phin angrezi ki **** lene par tule hue hau, hain? Ee to ekdum woh baat ho gayi na, uu garam murgi-ke-bachha jaisa.. LOL, loved this one.

phatichar said...

shub: thanx :)
sudipta:arre angrezi ki **** kaun sasura le raha hai? uu apna guaala hain na gopal? uu humre dost se aisan poochat raha tu hum eehan pe likh diye, busss... :)

glad u liked it sudipta..:)

Angel said...

lol..really funny :)

Sangeeta said...

funny:P

Khushee said...

Lol!

phatichar said...

angel, sangeeta, khush: :)

Priya Iyer said...

:)) u are goddamn amazing... u can come up with just about anything..keep 'em coming..

phatichar said...

P: Talk about storing junk in my head. :) kidding. Thanx, ma'am..that was flattering.

PeeVee™ said...

:D

phatichar said...

PV: :P