Tuesday, May 17, 2005

filmy funda!!

Maine injection de diya hai, baaki oopar waale ki marzi (God help if the syringe wasn’t sterilized properly)

‘Tumne mujhe maara?’ (Lagtha hai phir se maarna padega)

Kutthe kamine!! (how insulting to the dog)

Purane khandahar ke peeche, paise leke aa jaana (Err, woh toota phoota sulabh shauchalay chalega? Humare shahar mein khandahar nahin hai.)

Is bandook ke saare goli (the whole of 20 bullets in a revolver) tere andar daag doonga

Aise mat karo, tujhe meri kasam (what? Awww no, u uttered THE kasam word? Now I’m chained).

Main aapko kaise yakeen dilaoon ki main hi aapka beta hoon? (birth certificate, remember?)

Ek gaana sunao beti (Lata mangeshkar ke aawaaz mein)

Main..main..main maa banne waali hoon (What?? You realized after 3 months? Whatever happened to..err..u know..that..?)

Main tumhe hospital le jaaoonga tumhe kuch nahin hoga (If he’s still talking with 4 bullets lodged in him, use sachmuch kuch nahi hoga, the bullets are fake don’t worry!)

16 comments:

Angel said...

Those are the precise reasons I avoid Hindi movies...they take fiction to a completely different level

phatichar said...

angel: :) that's right, fiction is stranger than fact in hindi movies.

Rhyncus said...

How can you avoid them? They give you reason to live and enjoy. Even the worst ones which you want to stop watching NOW, teach you about tolerance and patience. :)

phatichar said...

rhyncus:Now that’s optimism…always look at the brighter side huh? ;) Yeah, I know about the understanding and patience part... the ‘saas bahu’ serials that blare on our idiot boxes are actually personality development classes in disguise.

sqrlNT said...

Wah Wah!!! full dialogues ka encyclopedia... now all hindi fillim writers need to do is come to your site and pick these lines up...:)\

Keep up the good work.. tumhe meri kasam. Nahi to is revolver ki saari goliyan tumme daal doongi

phatichar said...

sqrlnt:nahiiiii....aisa mat karo, nahin to main kahin ka nahin rahoonga..!! ;)

Abhi said...

ha ha .cool.some lines picked up after 23 years of bollywood subjection :

"main aapki daulat ko thokar maarke jaa raha hoon"
"ab inhe dawa nahi , dua ki zaroorat hai "
"aaj ke baad ghar se bahar kadam rakha to taange tod dungi"
"nahiin !! tum chup kyun ho ??kehdo yeh sab jhooth hai !!"

Twilight Fairy said...

aah.. today I realised that radixlecti.blogspot.com is also you :)


Well hindi movies are so very predictable.. but thankfully now better movies are coming up..

phatichar said...

vagabond: Hey, these are cool! Thanx...

fairy: Thanx for dropping by, and...errr..I think you're mistaken. radixlecti.blogspot.com is definitely not me. :) But it's ok..happens..

GratisGab said...

LOVL!!! Loved them...I could so imagine Dharmendra's voice rendering most of them too! :)

phatichar said...

gabby::) yeah, I'd dharam paaji on my mind while penning those lines.

Rhyncus said...

arre, if you had dharam paaji on your mind, how come you missed 'ek ek ko chun chun ke maaroonga!!!!!!!' :)

phatichar said...

rhyn: Oh boy, how did I miss that one???!! :) Thanx for the reminder...

alice-in-wonder said...

Lol....

PeeVee™ said...

:D again :P

phatichar said...

alice: :P

PV: I did a rerun of this one here recently (added a touch of technology there): http://imsri.blogspot.com/2011/06/line-maaro.html