Going to work in a bus has its pluses. A few ticklers I see:
"pried rice" (pry 'em open, dissect 'em and then eat 'em)
"ladies blows stiched here" (ouch!)
"puncher work is done here" (ouch again!)
"vegeteranian food avalibel" (wht 'bout pacific?)
"vecles of all types repairee done here"